wow, I have seen some amazing things before... but having your wife post on a computer forum??? THAT is one Leet Feat!
But seriously, it is nice to meet you in this context and I hope that the forum can be of use to you in some way for what you do for the business, as well as for Jared with his duties. I am sure there will be issues that crop up that other people have already dealt with, and a conversation can help sort it out.
As for the vacation.. can you explain what that is?? I googled and it seems that some people actually stop work and go somewhere just for fun??? wow, that seems very far fetched, I wonder what planet this happens on!!